“Two Tits Scheme”: A Satirical Take on Disability Confident in the UK
There is a Two Ticks (or Disability Confident Scheme), a UK government initiative, symbolised by two ticks, designed to encourage employers to hire and retain disabled people. The Scheme pledged guaranteed interviews, workplace adjustments, and a promise to improve, retain, and develop staff. Like a lot of official initiatives for disabled people, it is bullshit, ... “Two Tits Scheme”: A Satirical Take on Disability Confident in the UK
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There is a Two Ticks (or Disability Confident Scheme), a UK government initiative, symbolised by two ticks, designed to encourage employers to hire and retain disabled people.
The Scheme pledged guaranteed interviews, workplace adjustments, and a promise to improve, retain, and develop staff. Like a lot of official initiatives for disabled people, it is bullshit, it is just for show, as many disabled workers can testify. Employers receive a pat on the back regardless of any actual culture change.
I have invented the ‘Two Tits’ Scheme, which is committed to support disabled people into work, provided they:
• Don’t ask for too much
• Never inconvenience management
• Be inspirational and not authentic
• Never utter the word ‘discrimination’ in the workplace.
• Accessibility is only available after long delays and budget approval
BRIDGING THE GAP BETWEEN POLICY AND REALITY – by pretending it isn’t there!
I think mine is the more truthful organisation. Shall I do an awards ceremony?
