Trump Officials Worry Epstein Book Will Send Trump Into Psychotic Rage
By Asawin Suebsaeng|Zeteo Photos: YouTube Screenshot|Wikimedia Commons Our blundering, bloodlusting president woke up on Wednesday and saw the hosts of MS Now’s ‘Morning Joe’ discussing a New York Times excerpt titled ‘Inside the White House Freakout Over the Epstein Files,’ adapted from Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman’s soon-to-be-released book, Regime Change. Before the episode of ‘Morning Joe’ was over, Donald Trump – glaring at his TV, getting madder and madder – was back on his social media app, ranting about the show and its “laughing stock” host for even talking about the Times article. (Trump did not mention Jeffrey Epstein in his online outburst, but sources familiar with his thinking tell me unequivocally that’s what set him off on Wednesday morning.) Among the embarrassing revelations in the report, the story includes the word “nipple” six times, in remarkable sentences like: “The vice president said he thought the president would be OK with releasing the nipple-related documents, arguing that Trump had been accused of worse,” and: “One official would later describe it as a ‘surreal’ experience to be discussing nipples in the White House Situation Room.” Objectively speaking, this is unbelievably funny. The nominal leader of the free world – who can’t seem to stop falling asleep in meetings, pointlessly tanking the economy, and needlessly invading countries for his own amusement – is having his elderly brain consumed with rage about a book filled with humiliating accounts of nipples and warfare in the Trump-Vance era. It’s the kind of comedy that only Paul Verhoeven could have made, except it’s real. And yet… there are people, including some senior Trump administration officials, who will tell you that you shouldn’t be merely laughing this off. Here’s why…… Subscribe to Zeteo to unlock the rest.
By Asawin Suebsaeng|Zeteo
Photos: YouTube Screenshot|Wikimedia Commons
Our blundering, bloodlusting president woke up on Wednesday and saw the hosts of MS Now’s ‘Morning Joe’ discussing a New York Times excerpt titled ‘Inside the White House Freakout Over the Epstein Files,’ adapted from Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman’s soon-to-be-released book, Regime Change.

Before the episode of ‘Morning Joe’ was over, Donald Trump – glaring at his TV, getting madder and madder – was back on his social media app, ranting about the show and its “laughing stock” host for even talking about the Times article. (Trump did not mention Jeffrey Epstein in his online outburst, but sources familiar with his thinking tell me unequivocally that’s what set him off on Wednesday morning.)
Among the embarrassing revelations in the report, the story includes the word “nipple” six times, in remarkable sentences like: “The vice president said he thought the president would be OK with releasing the nipple-related documents, arguing that Trump had been accused of worse,” and: “One official would later describe it as a ‘surreal’ experience to be discussing nipples in the White House Situation Room.”
Objectively speaking, this is unbelievably funny. The nominal leader of the free world – who can’t seem to stop falling asleep in meetings, pointlessly tanking the economy, and needlessly invading countries for his own amusement – is having his elderly brain consumed with rage about a book filled with humiliating accounts of nipples and warfare in the Trump-Vance era.
It’s the kind of comedy that only Paul Verhoeven could have made, except it’s real. And yet… there are people, including some senior Trump administration officials, who will tell you that you shouldn’t be merely laughing this off.
Here’s why……