Black MAGA Woman Gets Tossed From Ken Paxton Rally, And She Can’t Figure Out Why

Thelma Louise knows she was the only Black woman there, but she doesn’t know why she was singled out and given the boot. If failing an open-book test was a person.

Oct 20, 2026 - 22:50

Black MAGA Woman Gets Tossed From Ken Paxton Rally, And She Can’t Figure Out Why

A person with blonde curly hair looking directly at the camera outdoors with text reading — Source: Thelma Louise / X Video/Screenshot

In today’s episode of Black Conservatives Figuring Out They Only Get A Seat At The Table When They’re Serving Kool-Aid, a Black woman supporter of Republican senatorial candidate Ken Paxton got booted out of one of Paxton’s campaign rallies and posted a viral video of the outrageous incident, resulting in Black people everywhere — asking each other what they’re having for lunch, or whatever.

Meet Thelma Louise, whose real name probably isn’t Thelma Louise, or, I don’t know, maybe it is; maybe her mom is just a huge Susan Sarandon fan.

Anyway, she seemed to mentally drive off a cliff after she got kicked out of Ken’s Kaucasian Kampaign event.

In her first video, Louise, who has more than 200,000 followers on TikTok, is heard asking someone, “And there’s no one that I can talk to about this?” as she’s escorted off the premises.

“I cannot believe this. Someone just came up to me and said that Ken Paxton’s campaign manager wanted me to leave,” she said, while sitting in her vehicle. “I was just asked to leave this event, and I did nothing wrong.”

So, I was going to make a “she gon’ cry in the car” joke, but then she — she actually cried in the car.

“I was told that Ken Paxton’s campaign manager didn’t want me here,” she said. “I’m not making any of this up. I drove two hours to get here, and I have done nothing but support everyone on the Republican side. And this is how I get treated?”

I cannot believe the disrespect that I was just given,” she continued, while walking around outside again for some reason. “I left the Democratic Party two years ago. I have volunteered for President Trump’s campaign, and I have worked very hard promoting members of the Republican Party.

“I’m not sure what’s going on. To be walked out of a room of people, and isolated, as if I have done something wrong,” Louise said as she wiped away a single Denzel Washington from Glory tear.

As you can imagine, the outrage over Louise’s treatment has been overwhelmingly underwhelming as hell.

Look, I don’t know who Thelma-but-probably-not-Thelma-from-the-movie thought she was boo-hooing to here. It’s too close to the election for her to expect the MAGA world to stand behind her en masse, and risk Paxton losing his neck-and-neck race against Democrat James Talarico over some Black woman they do not care about.

And I know she wasn’t expecting us to give a damn. Sis, all we got for you is a full-throated laugh and a lecture about tokens getting spent.

Of course, after getting dragged to hell and back online, she posted multiple follow-up posts to let us know how unbothered she was by it.

Then she gave us an update nobody asked for, letting us know she’s really disappointed in us and our lack of Sunken Place solidarity.

“There have been a lot of people saying a lot of things about what I have been through,” she began before re-explaining what happened to her at the rally.

“I was told today that I was mistaken for a paid Talarico agitator. I don’t know if that’s true or not. I don’t know what to believe. Was I the only Black woman in the building? Absolutely, I was, she said, before concluding, “I don’t know what is what.”

Oh, sis.

I mean, at this point she’s not just failing an open-book test; she has the teacher’s answer key sitting on her desk, and she’s intentionally circling all the wrong answers.

“And if that burns your biscuits so bad that you need to get online and roast me, and call me all these different names, and degrade me, go ahead and do you!”

If that burns your biscuits? Sis, blink twice if your body actually has been taken over by an 80-year-old white woman’s consciousness, and you need somebody to flash a camera in your face real quick.

And again, I don’t know what kind of response she expected, but they just kept roasting her, which, to be fair, is what she advised.

Anyway, Thelma said she is now scheduled to meet with Paxton, who will probably greet her, saying something like, “Hey, you’re not Nicki Minaj!”

Seriously, though, who and where are this Black woman’s people? How did she get so lost?

Also, who cooking this weekend?