BORIS JOHNSON: If these Left-wing clowns do defenestrate Starmer, it'll be a completely undemocratic fraud on voters. And the nation will clamour for an early election…

Not another one! The market for former UK prime ministers is, frankly, already saturated. I think I speak for the rest of this elite trades union when I say that we didn't expect another member for years.

BORIS JOHNSON: If these Left-wing clowns do defenestrate Starmer, it'll be a completely undemocratic fraud on voters. And the nation will clamour for an early election…
Not another one! The market for former UK prime ministers is, frankly, already saturated. I think I speak for the rest of this elite trades union when I say that we didn't expect another member for years.